75,000 SAYINGS & JOKES - Best of [iPad]

The world’s greatest app for sayings & jokes!

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OVERVIEW
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We’ve created the world's greatest app
for sayings, quotes and jokes!
So you’re looking
for the perfect quote or saying?
Or just want to have fun
and a good time?
Enjoy the best of the best
& funniest sayings, ever!

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QUANTITIES
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● 75,000+ cool sayings,
funny jokes & cute quotes
- no internet connection required!
● 125 categories
- for anyone, any taste and any mood:

✔ Cool Sayings
✔ Nasty Sexjokes
✔ Romantic Quotes
✔ Attitude Sayings
✔ Sarcastic Sayings
✔ Friendship Sayings
✔ T-Shirt Sayings
✔ Insulting Sayings
✔ Sticker Sayings
✔ Car Bumper Sayings
✔ Funny Ways To Annoy People
✔ Alcohol Sayings
✔ Hate you!
✔ Yo mamma
✔ Emo Jokes
✔ Funny Confucius
✔ Men and Women
✔ Oneliners
✔ Short Blonde Sayings
✔ Crazy Thoughts
✔ Weird Language
✔ Last Words
✔ Knock Knock Sayings
✔ Funny Names
✔ Funny Military Quotes
✔ Crazy Bollywood Subtitles
✔ Weird Band Names
✔ Love Sayings
✔ Love Poems
✔ Good Morning SMS
✔ Good Night SMS
✔ Flirting SMS
✔ Broken Heart Quotes
✔ Nasty Sayings
✔ Dirty Confucius
✔ Humorous Sayings
✔ Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
✔ Funny Safer Sex Slogans
✔ Things Not To Say During Sex
✔ Dirty Names
✔ Dirty Sounding Phrases & Therms
✔ Wise Quotes
✔ Geek and Nerd Quotes
✔ Irish Blessings
✔ Rumi and Sufi Sayings
✔ Bible Verses
✔ Birthday Congratulations
✔ Easter and Christmas Quotes
✔ Valentine’s Day Wishes
✔ Things You’d Love To Say But Can’t
✔ Thank You!
✔ Tongue Twister
✔ Tattoo Phrases
✔ Latin and Greek Tattoo Phrases
✔ Get well soon
and about 75 other categories!

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SECTIONS
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● Favourites section
for your favourite sayings & jokes
● Search sayings & jokes
by full text search

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SHARING
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● Social Networks
● E-mail
● Copy to clipboard
● SMS (text message)

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USABILITY
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● Easy navigation
● Text to speech: The App reads
(Internet connection required)
● Random saying
● Rate all sayings online
● Retina display ready
● Universal App (iPhone and iPad)
● Multilingual - you can change
the language of your device
also to German and Italian (35,000 English,
35,000 German, 5,000 Italian)
● All sayings are text ready
- no need to cut and paste

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Just try it!
It’s the best app of the kind,
it’s the sayings application
you have been waiting for!
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